Hang on... cause you're in for a wild ride.

I decided that I should probably explain the title of the blog before people start thinking things that simply are just not true. First of all, the title is in no way some crazy metaphor of me and the way that I feel. I am by no means suicidal and am in no way shape or form anything resembling a monkey. Although some tripped out looney darwinism...ist may try to argue otherwise.

The suicidal monkey comes from the brilliantly simple video game Spy vs. Spy. In the game each spy has many different wacky weapons in which to use against the opposing spy, and the suicidal monkey is one of those weapons. You use it like a grenade, and toss it towards your foe. Just a cheeky little wind up toy monkey banging its cymbals together hopping wildly toward the nearest being it so happens to see first. When it gets close enough KABOOM!!!! It explodes like a stick of dynamite, severely injuring the poor unsuspecting soul.

There's only one way to counter an attack from a suicidal monkey..... And that is by throwing out a banana of course. You've got to love that random insanity that can only come from MAD magazine.

Anyway, in the video game that is life always remember.... carry many spare bananas cause you never know when you may encounter the Suicidal Monkey.