Asylum of the Suicidal Monkey

Sunday, March 26, 2006

I'm all F'ed up on meg, man!




Tonight I'm getting my things together to take back to B.R. I grab my glasses case off the table in my bedroom and realize that it's soaking wet. Hmmmmm. Ok. I wipe it off and keep packing. I grab something else off the table and put my hand in a little puddle of clear liquid where the glasses case was sitting. I touch it and smell my fingers. Water. I use my shirt sleeve to wipe it up and keep grabbing stuff off the table to throw in my bag. A few items later I see the edge of a little pool of water underneath my digital alarm clock. I pick it up to look at the puddle below and about four ounces of water pours out of the back of the clock.

Figure that one out.


6 Comments:

  • I am going to throw a wild guess at this situation: You got water after you got home to drink so you wouldnt be too hungover in the morning when you were to wake up. Being drunk at the moment you spilled the water at least once and clean up did not follow.
    either that or you dumped beer on someone in the same room saying "this one is for my dead homies" and that person got mad and took your stuff and ran it under the sink focet.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/27/2006 9:45 AM  

  • umm I don't think this is the first time this has happened... I thought you knew about the last time

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/27/2006 12:24 PM  

  • oh and I want to be a guest blogger

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/27/2006 12:25 PM  

  • and why does gandhi post more here than "rhu driver"

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/27/2006 12:27 PM  

  • 1. Because "rHu Driver" is not in school anymore and doesn't have as many weird run-ins with odd situations.

    2. Because "rHu Driver's" thoughts are sooo mixed up lately that even he can not organize them enough so people don't go cross-eyed when they read the posts (which must mean his thoughts are REEEEALLY mixed up)

    3. And finally, the biggest reason... Because "rHu Driver" is using dial-up and doesn't like to sit on the computer all day trying to make just one post.

    By Blogger Slick, at 3/30/2006 11:16 AM  

  • word

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/30/2006 11:47 AM  

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