"Stop looking at my benign prostastic hyperplasia!"
Two Points:
a) My mom was right. Growing up she always yelled at us when we would walk around on the heels of our shoes and told us it would ruin them. Just once over Malcom Luther King weekend did I run out to the car on the back of my shoes to save 15 seconds of bending down tying them up; now every time I put them on the entire heel caves in and I have to walk around with a giant leather crease jabbing into my foot.
2) What is up with that random giant click that comes out of TV's sometimes when they're turned off? Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. It sounds like the plastic casing of the box is shifting weight or something. For years I thought it was just our TV at home that did it, then I'm reading in my room one night and BANG! Every time it about scares the bejeezus out of me.
a) My mom was right. Growing up she always yelled at us when we would walk around on the heels of our shoes and told us it would ruin them. Just once over Malcom Luther King weekend did I run out to the car on the back of my shoes to save 15 seconds of bending down tying them up; now every time I put them on the entire heel caves in and I have to walk around with a giant leather crease jabbing into my foot.
2) What is up with that random giant click that comes out of TV's sometimes when they're turned off? Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. It sounds like the plastic casing of the box is shifting weight or something. For years I thought it was just our TV at home that did it, then I'm reading in my room one night and BANG! Every time it about scares the bejeezus out of me.
posted by John Gandhi at
7:16 PM
3 Comments:
That clicking on your T.V. signals aliens, it was put there in the 1930's. Aliens don't come around anymore since the very unfriendly not to mention rude "incident" at Roswell(manners are important to aliens and they ask if you please wouldn't kill them after you invite them to tea), but the signal is still used just in case someone answers.
By
Anonymous, at 2/16/2006 10:28 PM
a click from the tv is better than an explosion followed by smoking from your monitor.
By
Anonymous, at 2/21/2006 11:19 PM
I would definitely have to agree with The Turn on this one...
On a seperate note, I sure like the new monitor i got...
By
Slick, at 2/22/2006 11:21 PM
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