Asylum of the Suicidal Monkey

Monday, October 24, 2005

Lazy People Unite!.... Meh... Tomorrow.

Don't hate me because I can eat anything I want and not gain a pound.
Laugh at me because I can't run more than 5 steps without becoming severely exhausted.


Pity me because I'll die of a massive heart attack by age 25......

posted by Slick at 12:21 AM

7 Comments:

  • It is sad when you run 5 steps then almost fall over, cant wait till football, we can guard each other and i can burn you down the field, and look allstar-ish. WOO!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/25/2005 2:07 AM  

  • You forgot one thing.....

    The MAGICAL CATCHING GLOVES!!!

    By Blogger Slick, at 10/25/2005 10:50 AM  

  • damnit........ i hate those damn gloves, at least after you catch youll be tired so youll go down right then

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/25/2005 10:56 AM  

  • I hear ya on that one. I am going to pull off a terry tate in football:
    "These aint your pens Richard. These pens belong in my house. You can't come in my kitchen and kick my dog and take a box full of ballpoints, your azz must be crazy."
    and strip the pens as I make the tackle.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/25/2005 11:51 AM  

  • "The phone survey of 500 randomly selected African Americans ages 15 to 44 also produced these findings:

    44 percent believe people who take new medicines for HIV are human guinea pigs for the government;
    27 percent believe AIDS was produced in a government laboratory;
    48 percent believe HIV is a man-made virus;
    15 percent said AIDS is a form of genocide against blacks; and
    16 percent say the government created AIDS to control the black population."



    http://www.prb.org/Template.cfm?Section=PRB&template=/ContentManagement/ContentDisplay.cfm&ContentID=12346

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/26/2005 8:12 PM  

  • if i wasnt on dial up i might check that link....
    stupid people make me laugh.
    At least 48 percent of people surveyed are complete morons, must have went to LCC....

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/26/2005 10:49 PM  

  • 41% of recent studys have shown that 2 out of 5 surveys are 67.2% falsified by 29% of the tiny mice population that live in swiss cheese villas made from 72% milk.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/27/2005 5:33 PM  

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