What Is This? The Bizarro World??
I was going to class the other day just as routinely as I always do when all of a sudden I opened my eyes and saw a very peculiar thing. There up ahead on the sidewalk coming towards me was a guy walking... and wearing a cape! I could hardly contain my laughter and immediately thought "he must be pre-law." Now that was the most weird thing I possibly could have seen... Or was it?...
I continued on my way, trying to push that crazy picture out of my head. I start to come up to the building I was headed for and I just about reach the door when out of no where a guy rides up on a unicycle, jumps off without skipping a beat, and casually as can be walks in the door. Now if it wasn't for the fact that I was just about to take an exam in the class I was headed to, I would have turned around, went home, and called it a day.
On a lighter note, apparently it's a FACT that the best way to prevent being abducted by aliens is to "focus your thoughts and tell them to go away, I have a virus."
I want my six spaces! I would have won the game over No Turn and Johnny G (aka Toxo) if it wasn't for that janky BS question!!
I continued on my way, trying to push that crazy picture out of my head. I start to come up to the building I was headed for and I just about reach the door when out of no where a guy rides up on a unicycle, jumps off without skipping a beat, and casually as can be walks in the door. Now if it wasn't for the fact that I was just about to take an exam in the class I was headed to, I would have turned around, went home, and called it a day.
On a lighter note, apparently it's a FACT that the best way to prevent being abducted by aliens is to "focus your thoughts and tell them to go away, I have a virus."
I want my six spaces! I would have won the game over No Turn and Johnny G (aka Toxo) if it wasn't for that janky BS question!!
posted by Slick at
2:02 AM
5 Comments:
I will get you a unicycle for graduating, AS LONG as you promise to ride it across the stage to get your diploma!
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Anonymous, at 11/16/2005 1:07 AM
No promises... but I'll consider it.
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Slick, at 11/16/2005 1:47 AM
Real answer to that alien question: Go to the Ghetto, no one is ever abducted by aliens in the ghetto. Once the aliens leave the ship to get someone, they would turn around and would be missing their hub caps. then someone would pop a cap in their ass as they pass the blunt to the nigga on their left.
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Anonymous, at 11/16/2005 12:26 PM
hmmm i think you are correct on the ghetto being the only safe place, well at least to not be abducted. One way that you could be abducted though, is if the aliens had spinners and some big ass speakers, the brothas would think its one of their own and leave them alone.
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Anonymous, at 11/17/2005 2:52 PM
well i think it would depend on the color the aliens would be wearing when they get out. My homies Roller and 4-Legs would cap 11 of them alien bastards, and bring back some marshmellows and gingerale.
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Anonymous, at 11/20/2005 2:10 PM
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