For Every Alien Bear That Ever There Was...

Spectacular! Tremendously spectacular! I'll never have to worry about them aliens ever again.

Yesterday I was doing lots of miscellaneous work outside around the property. Absolutely beautiful day. I'm working along when all of a sudden my phone rings. It was Elmo!! I hadn't talked to him in ages! So we're chatting about stuff and things and I'm walking around still doing some work casually when I decide to walk something into the barn. Cell phone goes nuts! Just dead silent, couldn't get any words through whatsoever. I walked back out and right away he comes back to me and everything is cool. Immediately I realized what I had here. Nothing in the way of transmissions could get through that sheet metal that the whole barn is made of. No more wearing aluminum foil on my head to block those aliens from probing my thoughts! I can just move into the barn and nothing can get through to me there!

I'm so smart it's almost scary.