Flickering Phrases of the Corporate Man

Saturday I made my way to Hershey, PA for a top notch hockey game. (In which sadly the Hershey Bears beat my Philadelphia Phantoms by one lousy goal.) Before hand there was a visit to Chocolate World. We rode through the tour that tells you how they make their chocolate which begins by riding by these three animatronic cows that sing the phrase "It's the milk chocolate." As you ride through everything you keep hearing these cows sing in the back ground "It's the milk chocolate... It's the milk chocolate... It's the..." It's a neat thing to check out, but these flippin cows just constantly keep repeating "It's the milk chocolate." We leave and continue on with our lives. Through the course of the next couple days this annoying little phrase would pop into my head at random time intervals. "It's the milk chocolate." I would be doing everyday normal things and it would hit me. "It's the milk chocolate... It's the milk chocolate."

It's so obvious what's going on here. They're secretly brain washing everyone who rides through this thing so their product is always on your mind. Milk chocolate milk chocolate milk chocolate milk chocolate. So you go through your day and two words sub rosaly jump to mind and you reach for their product and no one's the wiser. But I'm on to them.




On a totally unrelated note. Coconut Hershey®'s kisses are soooooo goooood...