Don't Drink the Tea!

Why is it every time I watch a really weird and off the wall movie I get all these little phrases stuck in my head? I recently watched the wonderfully insane movie Alice in Wonderland (successfully without being pulled over and having my entire car searched I might add. Seriously, why does a cop think you have drugs when you say you just watched the movie Alice in Wonderland and you're listening to Peter Frampton) and now I've got all these little songs running through my head all day long.

"And I never ever ever do a thing about the weather cause the weather never ever does a thing for me."

There I am sitting through the most boring, suicide inducing, food science lecture with the blankest stare known to man on my face, and all the while my head is happily chanting "backward frontward upward inward bottom to the top." Or maybe it's reciting "The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of other things. Of shoes and ships and ceiling wax, and cabbages and kings. Of why the sea is boiling hot, or whether pigs have wings. Kalooo Kalaaay another daaaay, we're cabbages and kings!

Seriously! How do I remember all this nonsense? Oh well, whatever. Keeps me sane (figure that one out) when going through these rough times that only college can bring.

Anyway, always change places, have a good unbirthday, and remember... there's only one cure for a mad watch.