What Is This? The Bizarro World??

I was going to class the other day just as routinely as I always do when all of a sudden I opened my eyes and saw a very peculiar thing. There up ahead on the sidewalk coming towards me was a guy walking... and wearing a cape! I could hardly contain my laughter and immediately thought "he must be pre-law." Now that was the most weird thing I possibly could have seen... Or was it?...

I continued on my way, trying to push that crazy picture out of my head. I start to come up to the building I was headed for and I just about reach the door when out of no where a guy rides up on a unicycle, jumps off without skipping a beat, and casually as can be walks in the door. Now if it wasn't for the fact that I was just about to take an exam in the class I was headed to, I would have turned around, went home, and called it a day.



On a lighter note, apparently it's a FACT that the best way to prevent being abducted by aliens is to "focus your thoughts and tell them to go away, I have a virus."
I want my six spaces! I would have won the game over No Turn and Johnny G (aka Toxo) if it wasn't for that janky BS question!!