Asylum of the Suicidal Monkey

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

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I have no idea what I just typed. If any of you DO... You're probably on drugs at the moment and in reality you have no idea. Anyway, I get this type of nonsense in many email responses after the main messages and it's really annoying because.... what the hell is it???

Some random email system is going to stumble upon this blog someday and actually know what the above means. I just hope I didn't insult its crippled little brother or something...





(This blog's spell checker doesn't know the word "blog". Isn't that just a bit odd? I'm freaking out man!)

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Reed=Read Read=Red Therefore Reed=Red

What a mixed up mumbled up shook up world we live in. All my life for as long as I can remember I've known of the game Monopoly. Within this lucrative game of "who can bankrupt their neighbor first" there are four railroads... B&O, Pennsylvania, Short Line, and Reading...

Well it turns out that most everybody who plays the game Monopoly doesn't know how to read, including myself. Reading railroad is actually pronounced Reading railroad. This just blows my mind. The way I've always read Reading is by reading Reading, and it turns out Reading is the wrong way to read it.

I wonder if the language of clicks and whistles ever has this problem?

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Fatty fatty fat fat

On the planet Blobolonia, the Blobs lived happily on a diet of jellybeans. One day an evil emperor took over and forced the Blobs to eat nothing but chocolate. The Blobs will die soon if they cannot eat jellybeans, so they send a blob to Earth to think of a plan. A boy takes him in as a pet and they must foil the evil emperor's plans.




The end.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Your Wish Is My Command

For some reason it was suggested that I need to add a picture to the previous post. It's actually just fine the way it is and a picture would just be overkill. Though if such a picture existed that would fit the topic, it would really be quite humorous looking...

I digress...

Here at the asylum, though suicidal, the monkey likes to please its readers none the less. So without further delay... A picture...













Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Eat The Strawberry!!

Asian people who have the name Bruce are funny... It's like the ghost from Pac-Man who is named Clyde.


Inky, Pinky, Blinky.... and Clyde


Sang, Wang, Chang.... and Bruce