You ARE Freakin Out... Man!

2:50ish... AM.

Having downed two tablespoons of nutmeg ("lightly" dusted on wheat thins by the way) about 3 or so hours ago, I am now feeling indescribably odd. The bright flashes of lights in the room when I turn my head keep dancing around my mind when I close my eyes like the eyes of the Cheshire cat from the movie I watched about 6 hours ago Alice In Wonderland. Wait... my eyes are open still. And I'm still turning my head. And Alice In Wonderland Is still playing on the TV. But the TV seems to be muted, and loudly in the background I hear music. It's Pink Floyd. Is that The Wall? The Wizard of Oz??? Where did that come from? I could have sworn I was just watching Alice running from the cards and the queen of hearts. Wait a tick... the TV isn't even on, and my eyes are still closed. Mind calling body, come in body... OPEN YOUR EYES!!!! Wait I know. OPEN SESAME!! Annnd opened. What's this little white thing rolling around on the ground? It looks like it's stuck now. It seems to be trying to jump over something, but it just can't quite make it. Wait. I'm awake, and it's really late at night, and... RUDY!! Get away from your pillow!!! Goofy dogs... I'm freakin going to bed. I hope I don't feel like I've got the flu the next couple days like most everyone on the internet says happens. Whatever. Live and learn.....?