Nobody Likes a Tease

I hate oscillating fans. They string you along making you think you're getting cooled down, just for a moment, then change direction on you and leave you wanting more. When that blast of air leaves you instantly you're suffering from withdraws.

"Sooo Hot! Must Get That Cool Blast Again! Where is it? Where IS it?! Wher-AHHHhhhhh... that's the stuff. NOOOOOO!! AGAAAIN!!"

That cool breeze I swear is just like crack. Except people aren't getting shot over it... I don't think.