Asylum of the Suicidal Monkey

Friday, February 24, 2006

"Backward Frontward Upward Inward Bottom To The Top!"

It's so awesome how you can prevent your clothes from shrinking in the wash by just turning them inside out...

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Is My Head Spinin? Or Was That A Title From Johnny G?

You know you're gonna get a head ache from Toxo's post when you can't even read the big words in his title...

HAHAHAHA

Friday, February 10, 2006

"Stop looking at my benign prostastic hyperplasia!"

Two Points:

a) My mom was right. Growing up she always yelled at us when we would walk around on the heels of our shoes and told us it would ruin them. Just once over Malcom Luther King weekend did I run out to the car on the back of my shoes to save 15 seconds of bending down tying them up; now every time I put them on the entire heel caves in and I have to walk around with a giant leather crease jabbing into my foot.

2) What is up with that random giant click that comes out of TV's sometimes when they're turned off? Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. It sounds like the plastic casing of the box is shifting weight or something. For years I thought it was just our TV at home that did it, then I'm reading in my room one night and BANG! Every time it about scares the bejeezus out of me.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Insanity Loves Company

A few changes are in store for the Asylum... well only one, but it's a good one.

From time to time guest blogger Johnny G will make an appearance. I expect you all to treat his posts with the same cynical disregard as you do my own.






That is all.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Beyond The Grey Sky

I can't wait to go home.




Peacefully...