So I'm at work today being very productive. What am I doing? Scanning all the hockey sites for the latest on trades before the trade deadline of course! The day is going really well at first. The Flyers steal a nice goalie from Buffalo to help them in net next year, and Detroit, in a three way deal, gets Calder from the Flyers which is going to help them greatly in the hitting department come playoff time. Not too terribly bad. Then IT happens...
"Bertuzzi dealt to the Detroit Red Wings."
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Hockey fights are great. You will see some of the most elegant fighting in the world because although they may be fighting and whoopin it up on you soldier style, there are unwritten rules they follow and they respectfully hand you a beating. Todd Bertuzzi is not a fighter. He is a hitman. He won't think twice about sneaking up from behind and jacking you in the back of the head when you're skating away. People say "He went Bertuzzi on your ass!" for a reason, and it's not a good thing. The guy still belongs in jail.
Right city for him. Wrong building...
